Maybe if I get fat my mom will stop trying to control me. She gives me freedom and then tips on me for being independent. I am never enough for her and I’m tired of it.


HIMYM Season 9 Gag Reel

(via taketheleapswarkles)

person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU

me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made